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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford, about inner health....

"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
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"Wedding Cake." !!!!


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now thats funny.. will send to "the wife"

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Good ONE!
Dang, he hit the nail right on the head!
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So if I skip the cake at my wedding, will that help?



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Fife wrote:

So if I skip the cake at my wedding, will that help?




 No, no, no Fife.  You have it all wrong.  If you skip the wedding, that will help.biggrin



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Where's Waldo has the correct answer.
Eat the cake if you want -- skip the wedding parts.
Too funny,
Malmo Mike
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Wheres Waldo wrote:

Fife wrote:

 

So if I skip the cake at my wedding, will that help?




 No, no, no Fife.  You have it all wrong.  If you skip the wedding, that will help.biggrin




 I'm too afraid to deal with the consequences of that. confuse



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Ass Study

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There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway

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